Gavin Look at him, he's killing his hard-on.
Played by Nick Stahl 
Disturbing Behavior (1998) · 40 quotes
Disturbing Behavior (1998) · 40 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Disturbing Behavior (1998): in 13 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve (2), Rachel (2), U.V. (2)
Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.
More lines from Gavin
4 quotes Gavin Gavin [sees Andy Effkin being talked to by police]
Andy Effkin toasts with the most.
Gavin [Blue Ribbons circle around Steve]
Ice Ice Baby.
Gavin It's not like you think. It's a whole new kind of cool. Everything's beautiful, man.
Scenes with Gavin
8 scenes Gavin Hello, Lorna. How are you doing today, my dear?
Drop dead.
Gavin Contact.
Gavin It's a class system here at CB High, Stevie Boy. Check it out. [points to the car enthusiast students] There, you've got your motor heads, car jocks, all the world's a gasket and a lube job and a pack of Lucky's. Music of choice: Posi-traction overdrive, classic rock, Skynyrd, The Allmans, Bruce. Drug of choice: Beer, Miller Genuine Draft. Keggers can't be choosers.
UV
Freaks that fix leaks.
Gavin [points to the nerdy students]
Over here you have your microgeeks... nerds, whiz kids and various other bottom feeders. Music of choice: The sound of an Apple PC booting up. Drug of choice: Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time"... and a cup of jasmine tea on a Saturday night.
UV
Freaks that go squeak.
Gavin [points to the hippie students]
Over there you have your skaters. Riffin', raging kids and their ramp tramps. Baggy pants, Dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds... with a gnarly grab finish on a homemade half-pipe in the woods. Music of choice: The whack of a hackysack. Drug of choice: Ecstasy, E-tab, baby; longer lovin' through science.
UV
Freaks in sneaks.
Gavin Here's where it gets really... nasty. [points to the Blue Ribbons] Lorna runs with that group over there, the Blue Ribbons.
What's that?
Gavin Community group. Good kids. Have car washes and bake sales and kiss a lot of adult sphincter.
Blue Robots.
Gavin Hear, hear. Those three guys are Cradle Bay's answer to Manson, McVeigh and O.J.: Trent Whalen, Andy Effkin, Robby Stewart.
UV
Hey, I bet you didn't know that toast came in three flavors.
Gavin Music of choice: the hum of perfection, the buzz of ambition. Drug of choice: life, the pursuit of clean living at the expense of all who sniffle at the hem of their gowns.
UV
Freaks so chic.
Gavin The you've got kids like me and UV here, those who like their metal heavy, their Marlboro's light. Music of choice...
Gavin and UV "Harvester of sorrow, language of the mad."
Gavin Drug of choice: what have you got?
UV
Freaks all week!
Gavin [Bell rings]
That's it. Lesson over. Class dismembered. Welcome to Cradle Bay High, Stevie Boy. Welcome to my nightmare.
Gavin Rachel, this is Stevie Boy-good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel-Cooks Ridge trash.
Gavin Hello Charles, cycle any anabolic goodies lately?
Chug
You're funny, Strick.
Gavin Thanks, I'm here all week.
Chug
[to Rachel]
Anyways Rachel, there's a couple of us guys going to the Yogurt Shoppe later if you wanna come by...
Gavin The Yogurt Shoppe? Yeah! [to Steve] You wanna make an "active culture" joke here, Stevie Boy, or should I handle this one?
Gavin No, it is not bullshit, and it wasn't steroids!
What?
Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads.
Gavin No, you know what it is! You know!
A sinister force?
You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.
Gavin Mr. Newberry here has got the full-on Boo Radley, village idiot, Quasimoto thing going, don't you Mr. Newb?
What?
Gavin And he's currently involved in a war against the rodent population of Cradle Bay.
Gavin Look at this place: the Yogurt Shoppe... the Yogurt "Shop-e". What the **** is a "Shop-e"?
Randi
Why don't you make like a tree and leave?
Gavin Clever girl.
Gavin [U.V. shoots Gavin to prevent him from shooting Rachel and Steve] [falls to the ground, bleeding]
Three times? You had to shoot me three times?
Gavin Wow. I get to say to my twisted family... I guess this diminishes my chances of ever meeting Trent Reznor...Wow, I guess I'm finally coming around...
Note
This was a deleted scene.
