Rachel Who put the acid in my Spam?
Played by Katie Holmes 
Disturbing Behavior (1998) · 40 quotes
Disturbing Behavior (1998) · 40 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Disturbing Behavior (1998): in 8 of its 40 quotes
Most scenes with: Steve (4), Gavin (2)
Sounds razor.
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Rachel, this is Stevie Boy-good man. Stevie Boy, this is Rachel-Cooks Ridge trash.
Rachel [disgusted]
Bite me.
Rachel Toxic jock syndrome.
No, it is not bullshit, and it wasn't steroids!
Rachel [annoyed]
Here we go...
What?
Rachel Gavin thinks some sinister force has taken over the Cradle Bay meatheads.
No, you know what it is! You know!
A sinister force?
Rachel You know, evil. Nowhere to turn, no one to trust, altogether ooky.
Chug
Will you go out with me?
Rachel [laughs]
You're kidding, right? [seriously] No, Chug, I won't.
Chug
WHY NOT?!
Rachel Just tell me you have a really razor plan?
I am making this shit up as I go.
Rachel What happened?
We're the only ones left.
Rachel So what do we do now?
We go home.
Rachel Where's that?
Wherever. Wherever we are.
