General Aladeen

I love being an Americans! America is number one! Oh, I am from U.S.A.! My father also from U.S.A. My great-grandfather fought in the American Civil Jihad. I am very proud to be an American, I am America's number one douche. [Speaking different language] I've fooled them. Job done.

Nadal

So, how are things back at the Palace?

General Aladeen

Fine, but guess who's still living in my guest house?

Nadal

Ooh, Bin Laden?

General Aladeen

Yes, Osama. Bin Laden flooding the bathroom every time he showers... And how hard is it to put a bath mat down, Bin Laden? [Both laugh] Hey, do you remember my favorite sports car?

Nadal

You mean your Porsche?

General Aladeen

Yes... the 911.

Nadal

Oh, Nine Eleven, it's the best.

General Aladeen

So I was driving my 911 near the palace one day... [Imitating crashing effect] and I totally crashed! [Both laugh] It's ok, I've already ordered a new one. A brand new 911 2012.

Nadal

You know, while you are here, you should try to see some of the sights... such as the Empire State Building... and Yankee Stadium.

General Aladeen

And I'd love to see the fireworks over the Statue of Liberty. [Imitating explosions; both laugh]

Nadal

Hey, have your old back problems been bothering you?

General Aladeen

Oh, it's been terrible! It got so bad that I made myself a back brace.

Nadal

Really?

General Aladeen

Yes, look, I'm still wearing it. [He reveals to wear something resembling an explosive vest) Hey, my English is getting good... ...I bet I can count down from five faster than you can!

Aladeen and Nadal

Five, four, three, two, one!