[Rodrick pulls up in front of Greg and Rowley in his van]

Get in.

Why? What are you doing here?

Mom said she'd pay "Mom Bucks" if I drove you home from school. [he and his friend laugh and high-five]

We'd rather walk.

Get in. Now! [gets out and opens the back door for Greg and Rowley. Greg immediately notices that the back seats are gone]

What happened to the seats?

: Oh, I needed the room for my new equipment.

[Greg and Rowley hop into the van]

How'd you have the money for that?

Oh, you know..."Mom Bucks". [shuts the door]

There's no way. You only earned like... five.

[As Greg and Rowley sit down on the floor, Rodrick starts the van and floors it] [screaming]

WHHHHHOOOOOOA!!! WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!!!!!!!!