Thank you for coming in such short notice. It is with great sadness that I must inform that as of today, I am retiring as head of the AVL.

[all the agents gasp in shock]

Oh, no!

Your new leader is coming directly from head office, effective immediately. She is the very gifted… [under his breath] ...The very ambitious, Miss Valerie Da Vinci. As I look out over all your faces, I am fluttered with so many memories.

Oh, boy, this is a snooze fest! Blah, blah, blah, we understand, you're old, look, you're fat, you're done.

Ooh! [grunts] Let me breathe in! [gets shoved into the ejection hole]

Whew, broke a little sweat there. [chuckles] First order of business. [clears throat] Which one of you losers is Agent Gru?!