Wolverine: Did you say you made an educated **** wish?
Deadpool: They call me "the Merc with the Mouth". They don't call me "Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon". [Wolverine yanks his claws out of Deadpool's thigh]
Wolverine: One more word. Please, give me one.
Deadpool: Gubernatorial. [Wolverine raises his fist, causing Deadpool to flinch]
Wolverine: You know what? You're a **** joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you or the X-Men, and they'll take **** anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for more than two hundred **** years, and I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing: You will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And mother****er, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, EXCEPT THAT'S ON ALL OF US! [Deadpool looks down, silently enraged] Oh, you got nothin' to say, Mouth?!
Deadpool: [hiding his anger, calmly] I'm gonna fight you now.
Wolverine: [wheezily chuckles, snorts] Oh, are you? [Deadpool throws a punch in far more rage, violence, and aggressiveness than before, causing Wolverine's nose to bleed] Oh, you motherf-! [a very, VERY lengthy fight ensues as the two duke it out]
[After the initial Honda Odyssey brawl, they pause]
Deadpool: I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey ****s hard. Too bad you don't, needle dick.[motions for a round two]
Wolverine: [smirking] Oh, we're just getting started, bub.
[they continue fighting for hours, until they get exhausted and faint]
Deadpool: They call me "the Merc with the Mouth". They don't call me "Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon". [Wolverine yanks his claws out of Deadpool's thigh]
Wolverine: One more word. Please, give me one.
Deadpool: Gubernatorial. [Wolverine raises his fist, causing Deadpool to flinch]
Wolverine: You know what? You're a **** joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you or the X-Men, and they'll take **** anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for more than two hundred **** years, and I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing: You will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And mother****er, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, EXCEPT THAT'S ON ALL OF US! [Deadpool looks down, silently enraged] Oh, you got nothin' to say, Mouth?!
Deadpool: [hiding his anger, calmly] I'm gonna fight you now.
Wolverine: [wheezily chuckles, snorts] Oh, are you? [Deadpool throws a punch in far more rage, violence, and aggressiveness than before, causing Wolverine's nose to bleed] Oh, you motherf-! [a very, VERY lengthy fight ensues as the two duke it out]
[After the initial Honda Odyssey brawl, they pause]
Deadpool: I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey ****s hard. Too bad you don't, needle dick.[motions for a round two]
Wolverine: [smirking] Oh, we're just getting started, bub.
[they continue fighting for hours, until they get exhausted and faint]
Wolverine : Did you say you made an educated **** wish?
Deadpool : They call me "the Merc with the Mouth". They don't call me "Truthful Timmy, the Blowjob Queen of Saskatoon". [Wolverine yanks his claws out of Deadpool's thigh]
Wolverine : One more word. Please, give me one.
Deadpool : Gubernatorial. [Wolverine raises his fist, causing Deadpool to flinch]
Wolverine : You know what? You're a **** joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you or the X-Men, and they'll take **** anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for more than two hundred **** years, and I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing: You will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! And mother****er, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die, EXCEPT THAT'S ON ALL OF US! [Deadpool looks down, silently enraged] Oh, you got nothin' to say, Mouth?!
Deadpool : [hiding his anger, calmly] I'm gonna fight you now.
Wolverine : [wheezily chuckles, snorts] Oh, are you? [Deadpool throws a punch in far more rage, violence, and aggressiveness than before, causing Wolverine's nose to bleed] Oh, you motherf-! [a very, VERY lengthy fight ensues as the two duke it out]
[After the initial Honda Odyssey brawl, they pause]
Deadpool : I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey ****s hard. Too bad you don't, needle dick. [motions for a round two]
Wolverine : [smirking] Oh, we're just getting started, bub.
[they continue fighting for hours, until they get exhausted and faint]
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