Mysterious variant
Hey! We fight each other, we lose.
Deadpool
Dear God, it's him.
Wolverine
Who?
Deadpool
The one. The superhero equivalent to comfort food, or molly. A white guy's answer to all the disappointments, and another A-Lister. [to the mysterious variant] Fair warning, gorgeous: You're gonna encounter some indelicate language, a smidge of assplay, but we've been prohibited from using cocaine. On camera.
Mysterious variant
They're coming.
Deadpool
Who's "they?" [sees a group of variants in vehicles approaching] Oh they're driving angry.
Deadpool
[The mysterious variant jumps off the metal rails and lands dramatically next to Deadpool]
Now THAT'S a superhero landing!
Mysterious variant
I got this. [takes off his hood and reveals he is played by Chris Evans]
