Jacob: [looking at Cal's shoes] Are you Steve Jobs?
Cal: What?
Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?
Cal: No.
Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.
Cal: What?
Jacob: Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?
Cal: No.
Jacob: Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.
Jacob : [looking at Cal's shoes] Are you Steve Jobs?
Cal : What?
Jacob : Are you the billionaire owner of Apple Computers?
Cal : No.
Jacob : Oh, OK. In that case, you've got no right to wear New Balance sneakers, ever.
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