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Randy: Lemon. Hey, hey, hey!
Eve: Randy?!
Randy: Hi.
Eve: What are you doing here?
Randy: It's about the dude.
Eve: What dude?
Randy: The asshole.
Eve: What about him?
Randy: He's on every channel. The guy's a **** psycho killer, baby. Every cop in this city's looking for him, not to mention the **** beaners. [Whispers] The **** Orientals.
Eve: So?!
Randy: So?! So?! So the heat's on the street... and that dude's playing for keeps, baby.
Eve: I have no idea what the hell you just said.
Randy: Look. Lemon. Lemon, look.
Eve: What?!
Randy: I know we've all been down our dark roads in the past, okay, babe?
[Randy has flashback to an ex-girlfriend, a loud mouthed obese black woman]
Ex-girlfriend: I need my hair did, my nails did. You ain't gave me no money. Where you been at, Randy? If I ever catch you with another bitch... Well, you do got a big-ass dick for a white boy.
Randy: Anyway, look, the point is, you're my lady now, all right? I don't think it's safe for you to be out there with that, that sick ****o running wild right now.
Eve: You can say that again.
Randy: Look, look. Listen to me. Here's what I think we should do.
Eve: What, Randy?!
Randy: All right, I say we go to the fuzz. We tell them everything. We come clean.
Eve: What?!
Randy: The fuzz, all right? I mean, I'd kill this guy myself, but I got two strikes against me.
Eve: Let go of me!
Randy: Look, baby. All right? I'm trying to be cool to you, but I will drop the hammer. You want me to drop the hammer, baby? [Eve knees him in crotch and throws him onto a car windshield]
Eve: I'm in no mood today, Randy!
Randy: Lemon!
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