[Randal has spit water at a customer.]

What the **** did you do that for?!

Two reasons. One, I hate it when the customers can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines.

Oh, Jesus!

And two, to prove a point, title does not dictate behavior.

What?!

If title dictated my behavior as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water on that guy, but I did. My point is that people dicate their own behavior. Even though I work at a video store, I choose to rent videos at Big Choice. Agreed?

You're a danger to both the dead and the living.

I like to think that I am a master of my own destiny.

Please get the hell outta here!

You know I'm your hero.