[Randal has spit water at a customer.] Dante : What the **** did you do that for?! Randal : Two reasons. One, I hate it when the customers can't shut up about the stupid tabloid headlines. Dante : Oh, Jesus! Randal : And two, to prove a point, title does not dictate behavior. Dante : What?! Randal : If title dictated my behavior as a clerk serving the public, I wouldn't be allowed to spit water on that guy, but I did. My point is that people dicate their own behavior. Even though I work at a video store, I choose to rent videos at Big Choice. Agreed? Dante : You're a danger to both the dead and the living. Randal : I like to think that I am a master of my own destiny. Dante : Please get the hell outta here! Randal : You know I'm your hero.

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