Randal
Chick only made you nuts, man. She cheated on you how many times?
Dante
Eight and a half.
Randal
Eight and a half?
Dante
Party at John Kay's, senior year; I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom. Caitlin comes in and jumps all over me.
Randal
So, that's cheating?
Dante
No. In the middle of it she called me Brad.
Randal
She called you Brad?
Dante
Called me Brad.
Randal
That's not cheating. People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl 'Mom'.
