Randal
You know who I can do without? The people in the video store.
Dante
Which ones?
Randal
All of 'em.
Customer 1
[flashback]
What would you get for a six-year-old boy who chronically wets his bed?
Customer 2
So, do you have any new movies in?
Customer 3
[The camera zooms out. Behind her is a sign that says "BRAND NEW MOVIES!".]
Do you have that one with that guy who was in that movie that was out last year?
Randal
[flashback ends]
They never rent quality flicks. They always pick the most intellectually devoid movie on the racks.
Customer 3
[flashback]
Oooh! Navy Seals!
Randal
[flashback ends]
It's like in order to join they have to have an I.Q. less than their shoe size.
