A scene from Clerks 1994
Angry man

Now lose the skates, Dorothy Hamill, and open the ****in' store!

Hockey player

Dante, where are ya?

Angry man

He's busy!

Dante

In a second!

Angry man

**** "in a second"! This--oh look at you, you can't even pass!

Dante

Hey, I can pass!

Angry man

How 'bout covering the point? Man, you suck.

Dante

Who are you to make assessments?

Angry man

Hey, I'll assess all I want, pal.

Hockey player

Hey, Dante, you in or out?

Angry man

Don't pass to this guy. He sucks! You suck!

Dante

Oh, like you're any better?

Angry man

Hey, I'll whoop your ass any day, pal!

Dante

Oh, it's easy to for you to say from over here!

Angry man

Gimme your stick, pretty boy. I'll knock your ****in' teeth out and pass all over your ass!

Customer

Hey, you open?

William Black

Yeah, you open?

Dante and Angry man

No!

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