A scene from Clerks 1994
Randal

What did you like better, Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?

Dante

Empire.

Randal

Blasphemy.

Dante

Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father. Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets.

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