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All right, enough is enough! You're slacking on your chores, you're fighting at school, things are out of control! As of this moment, you are all grounded!
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Get my kids and meet me at my house. Ready? Break!
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I guess you could say that when Tom and I left Midland we had a mess of theories about how to raise children. We still have a mess of children, but no theories. Sure, 12 is still our number. It's the number of months my book was on the bestseller list. It's the number of job offers Tom turned down before we found one close to home. And each day it's the number of times I'm thankful there's such a thing as family.
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If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.
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What's grounded?! I'll tell you what grounded is, except for attending games, you go to school, you come home from school, you do your chores, you do your homework, you go to bed, and that's it!!
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You have a dark gift, Sarah Baker.
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You soaked his underwear in meat. That is so wrong. Funny, but wrong.