[Getting his shoes shined by Charlie, with a paper in his face]
Pity about that chocolate maker-- Wedle... um... Walter...
Willy Wonka.
That's the one. Says here that his candies aren't selling very well. But I suppose he's just a rotten egg who deserves it.
Yep.
Oh, really. Ever met him?
I did once. I thought he was great at first. But then he didn't turn out so nice. He also has a funny haircut.
Why are you here?
I don't feel so hot. What makes you feel better when you feel terrible?
My family. What have you got against my family?
It's not just your family, it's the whole idea of... [balks] You know they're always telling you what to do, what not to do. It's not condusive to a creative atmosphere.
Usually, they're just trying to protect you, because they love you. If you don't believe me, you should ask.
Ask who? My father? Ha! No way. At least, not by myself...
Do you want me to go with you?
Hey! Hey what a great idea! Yeah! [jumps up] And you know what? I brought a transporta-- [bangs into the glass elevator] I have to watch where I park this thing.
