Mike Teavee
Why is everything here completely pointless?
Charlie Bucket
Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
Mike Teavee
It's stupid! [Dr. Wilbur Wonka voice-over] "Candy is a waste of time!"
Dr. Wilbur Wonka
No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier!
Little Willy Wonka
Then I'll run away! To Switzerland, Bavaria! The candy capitals of the world!
Dr. Wilbur Wonka
Go ahead. But I won't be here when you come back!
