Thing 2 quotes from The Cat in the Hat (2003)

Don't belittle me.

Cat

Ah, yes of course. Thing 2 would like to clarify that just because he wears the number 2 does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing 1.

And all of the above.

Cat

He says you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also accept Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate Thun-da or Ben.

"Ben".

Cat

Thing 1 says he's Thing 1 for a reason and some people should just get used to it. It's a Thing thing, you wouldn't understand.

Don't belittle me.

Cat

Ah, yes of course. Thing 2 would like to clarify that just because he wears for the number 2 does not imply in any way that he's inferior to Thing 1.

And all of the above.

Cat

He says you may feel free to call him Thing A if you like. He will also except Super Thing, Thing King, Kid Dynamite, Chocolate Thun-Da! Or Ben.

"Ben".

Cat

Thing 1 says he's Thing 1 for a reason, and some people should just get used to it. It's a Thing thing; you wouldn't understand. [for the Things bickering] Okay, enough! You're quickly turning into one of my least favorite Things! [quickly closes the crate after Conrad foolishly opened it] Listen, Convex, you probably don't wanna do that.

Conrad

Why not? It's just a crate.

Cat

This isn't just any ol' crate. It's for the Transdimensional Transportolator. It's kinda like a doorway which leads from this world to my world.

Conrad

But it says "Made in the Philippines".

Cat

Yes, but not this Philippines. Look. Now I'm not usually a rules guy, but this is a biggie. No opening for the crate. No looky, no touchy. Got it?

Mekka-dekka we should settle our differences.
[The Cat holds up a crab-shaped lock, crawls and holds from the open handle at the crate]

Cat

Zinga! [Drinks pineapple punch with an umbrella and a goofy straw, Things cackle]

Zinga, Zinga! [The two accidentally catch themselves with nets]

Blue! 41! Set! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!

Sally

Hey Thing! Don't let go of that dog!

Let go! [throws Nevins, and he comes flying like a football]

Conrad

Catch him! I mean, don't catch him! [screams and Nevins flies outside the window and lands in the ground, the Crab lock chuckles]