“What brings you to this nape of the woods...neck of the wape? How...” – Ty, Caddyshack ... Movie Quotes Database

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Ty

What brings you to this nape of the woods...neck of the wape? How come you're here?

Lacey

Daddy wanted to broaden me.

Ty

In this place? Good luck!

Lacey

What do you do for excitement?

Ty

Oh, I...play a lot of golf.

Lacey

Golf? Nixon plays golf. I bet you have a lot of interesting stories about your ball landing in the rough.

Ty

So what do you do?

Lacey

I enjoy...skinny-skiing...going to bullfights on acid. I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties.

Ty

How do you mean?

Lacey

Would you like to tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?

Ty

I've got a good idea. Let's pretend...we're really human beings.

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Ty Webb Chevy Chase More Ty quotes →

Lacey Cindy Morgan More Lacey quotes →

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