“I'm having a party at the Yacht Club this Sunday. I'm christening my...” – Judge Smails, Caddyshack ... Movie Quotes Database

Judge Smails

I'm having a party at the Yacht Club this Sunday. I'm christening my new sloop. What are you doing this Sunday?

Danny

No plans.

Judge Smails

Great! How would you like to mow my lawn? I figured a college-bound fellow could use a few extra dollars. And when you're finished why don't you drop by the Yacht Club? Eh? Huh? [laughs]

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