“Judge, give someone else a chance! You lucky devil! Come here, honey!...” – Czervik, Caddyshack ... Movie Quotes Database

Czervik

Judge, give someone else a chance! You lucky devil! Come here, honey! And loosen up! You're a lot of woman, you know? You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Mrs. Smails

You! You! You're no gentleman!

Czervik

I'm no doorknob, either.

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