Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in The Cabin in the Woods (2012): in 3 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Hadley (2)
Scenes with Sitterson
3 scenes
T Truman
How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?
No, we just get 'em in the cellar. They take it from there.
Sitterson They have to make the choice of their own free will, otherwise the system doesn't work. Like the Harbinger. Creepy old ****, practically wears a sign, "YOU WILL DIE." Why do we put him there? The system. They have to choose to ignore him, just like they have to choose what's in the cellar. Yeah, we rig the game as much as we can, but in the end, they don't transgress ...
WG Wiry Girl
That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Sitterson Yes, you had "Zombies." But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family." They're two entirely separate species. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
Sitterson I'm sorry, man.
He had the conch in his hands.
Sitterson I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened.
I'm never gonna see a merman.
Sitterson Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.
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