Marty Mikalski quotes

View Quote Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics.

View Quote [While group is in the cellar] Alright, I'm drawin' a line in the ****in' sand: do not read the Latin!

View Quote [after discovering a hidden camera] Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burn-out.

View Quote [After Dana discovers Judah's dismembered body] Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?

View Quote Puppeteers...