Hadley quotes from The Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of - [pauses] Am I on speakerphone?

Hadley

No, absolutely not. Speakerphone no, I wouldn't do that.

Yes I am. I can hear the echo.

Hadley

Oh my god, you're right. Hang on one second I'll take you off.

That's rude. I don't know who's in the room.

Hadley

Fine, there. You're off.
...

Thank you. Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. The Ancient Ones see everything, and they will not - I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?

Hadley

Oh my god Mordecai! I can't believe it did it again! Mordy, what happens next?

How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?

Hadley

No, we just get 'em in the cellar. They take it from there.

Sitterson

They have to make the choice of their own free will, otherwise the system doesn't work. Like the Harbinger. Creepy old ****, practically wears a sign, "YOU WILL DIE." Why do we put him there? The system. They have to choose to ignore him, just like they have to choose what's in the cellar. Yeah, we rig the game as much as we can, but in the end, they don't transgress ...

Hadley

They can't be punished.

Sitterson

I'm sorry, man.

Hadley

He had the conch in his hands.

Sitterson

I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened.

Hadley

I'm never gonna see a merman.

Sitterson

Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.