Most scenes together: Dana Polk & Marty Mikalski (2), Hadley & Sitterson (2)
Okay, my turn! Jules!
Jules Mmm?
Truth or dare?
Jules Let's go dare.
All right. I dare you...to make out with...
Curt Please say Dana, please say Dana, please say Dana...
...that moose, over there.
Um, Marty? Have you ever seen a moose before?
Whatever that mysterious beast is.
Curt That's a wolf.
Holden That's clearly a wolf.
Curt What are these?
Jules Nothing.
Curt No. I'm serious. What are these?
Jules I just...
Curt Where did you learn about this stuff?
Jules From you, okay? I learned it from watching you!
[Runs out of the room, Curt laughs]
I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have.
Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world. [incredulous] Giant evil gods.
I wish I could have seen them.
I know. That would have been a fun weekend.
Thanks for... being decent.
Holden Least I could do, since Curt and Jules have sold you to me for marriage.
Mordecai Cleanse them. Cleanse the world of their ignorance and sin. Bathe them in the crimson of - [pauses] Am I on speakerphone?
No, absolutely not. Speakerphone no, I wouldn't do that.
Mordecai Yes I am. I can hear the echo.
Oh my god, you're right. Hang on one second I'll take you off.
Mordecai That's rude. I don't know who's in the room.
Fine, there. You're off.
...
Mordecai Thank you. Don't take this lightly, boy. It wasn't all by your 'numbers'; the Fool nearly derailed the invocation with his insolence. The Ancient Ones see everything, and they will not - I'm still on speakerphone, aren't I?
Oh my god Mordecai! I can't believe it did it again! Mordy, what happens next?
I'm sorry, man.
He had the conch in his hands.
I know. Couple more minutes, who knows what would have happened.
I'm never gonna see a merman.
Dude, be thankful. Those things are terrifying. And the cleanup on them's a nightmare.
Truman How can you wager on this when you control the outcome?
No, we just get 'em in the cellar. They take it from there.
They have to make the choice of their own free will, otherwise the system doesn't work. Like the Harbinger. Creepy old ****, practically wears a sign, "YOU WILL DIE." Why do we put him there? The system. They have to choose to ignore him, just like they have to choose what's in the cellar. Yeah, we rig the game as much as we can, but in the end, they don't transgress ...
They can't be punished.
That's not fair! I had zombies too!
Yes, you had "Zombies." But this is "Zombie Redneck Torture Family." They're two entirely separate species. It's like the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal.
Yeah, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?
Oh my god. I'm on a reality TV show. My parents are gonna think I'm such a burn-out.
This is all most unpleasant. I know you can hear me. I hope you'll listen. You won't get out of this complex alive. What I want you to try to understand is that you mustn't. Your deaths will avert countless others. You've seen horrible things: an army of nightmare creatures. And they are real. But they are nothing compared to what lies beneath us. There is a greater good, and for that you must be sacrificed. Forgive us... and let us end it quickly.
Alright, I'm drawin' a line in the ****in' sand: do not read the Latin!
An army of nightmares, huh? Let's get this party started. [hits purge button releasing all the monsters]
Puppeteers...
Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics.
