Cabin Fever (2002) · 17 quotes
Tied for most-quoted character in Cabin Fever (2002): in 6 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Karen (3)
Karen suddenly sees Bert strolling of into the forest with a gun.
Bert, what the hell is that?
I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.
Paul Why would you want to kill squirrels?
Because they're gay.
Bert, don't be a **** ****.
I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.
Out of the five students, two have begun bleeding from the deadly disease, and one seems close to death. Bert has driven off alone to find help but has become ill himself. Marcy's boyfriend, Jeff, has just abandoned her to quarantine himself alone in the forest, taking the beer with him. Marcy and Paul are now the only two people left in the cabin who have not yet shown signs of being ill.
We're all going to get it. We're all going to get sick and Jeff's off in the woods getting drunk!
Paul Bert's going to get help. Karen will be fine, I promise.
It's like being on a plane when you know it's going to crash. Everybody around you is screaming and yelling, "We're going down! We're going down!" And all you really want to do is grab the person next to you and **** the shit out of them, because you know you're going to be dead soon, anyway.
Marcy looks over at Paul (who is sitting right beside her) suggestively. A few minutes later, both Paul and Marcy are naked. Marcy throws Paul down on to the bed forcefully and begins to ride him.
Paul You don't use condoms?
Don't worry, I'm healthy.
Paul Jeff! Jeff, it's the water! Wherever you are, don't drink the water!
Paul Hey, where are you going?
Where does it look like I'm going?
Paul But, well, I thought we were kissing.
Yeah, we were, weren't we?
Paul So... you like me now? Like, is this a date?
Don't be gay. [pause] When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?
No, I can't take it
Paul He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
Deputy Winston Looks like you guys were doing some pretty good partying, huh?
Paul Yeah, you know, we were drinking and then this guy came along and tried to break into the cabin. We had no choice but to get rough. I feel awful, but he was going crazy. He smashed into our car, and then he wouldn't come out, so... we had to hit him. We hurt him. We were terrified. We didn't know what to do. That's why we went to look for help...
Deputy Winston Hey, man, I told you... I'm gonna make a report. Don't worry about it. He ain't gonna come back. Looks like you guys scared him away pretty good. I ain't gonna let him ruin your fun.
Paul Thank you. My friend's inside right now and she's pretty freaked out. She wants to go home. We all kind of do.
Deputy Winston A lady friend, huh? I bet you like to party.
