Jeff [yelling]
I made it! I made it! I knew I'd make it! I **** made it! [he is shot by the police]
Played by Joey Kern 
Cabin Fever (2002) · 17 quotes
Cabin Fever (2002) · 17 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Cabin Fever (2002): in 3 of its 17 quotes
A line from JeffI don't want any of us getting sick, but you two ****in' ****ers insist on touching her, now she's bleeding all over both you guys! So you two can ****in rot, but not me, no ****in way not me! [Jeff runs off carrying beer]
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1 quote Jeff Scenes with Jeff
1 scene Jeff [sitting around the campfire]
Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
No, I can't take it
He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
