Tied for most-quoted character in Cabin Fever (2002): in 6 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Paul (3)
Scenes with Karen
6 scenes
Karen suddenly sees Bert strolling of into the forest with a gun.
Karen Bert, what the hell is that?
I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.
Why would you want to kill squirrels?
Karen Bert, don't be a **** ****.
I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.
Karen and Paul are laying alone together on a raft on a lake
Karen When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?
Karen That guy asked for our help, and we lit him on fire! You'll understand if I'm not in a particularly social mood.
A stranger has just emerged from the woods with a dog that's barking threateningly
Karen Wait... Is your dog friendly?
Hey, where are you going?
Karen Where does it look like I'm going?
But, well, I thought we were kissing.
Karen Yeah, we were, weren't we?
So... you like me now? Like, is this a date?
Karen Don't be gay. [pause] When you've known someone a long time, you just want to kiss them just to see if they're a good kisser. There's nothing wrong with that, right?
[sitting around the campfire]
Tell them about The Happy Bald Guy.
Karen No, I can't take it
He was the guy that gave us our shoes and quarters for the video games. There was a room with a pool table too, but my dad wouldn't let us go back there. The bald guy was always happy, always smiling. But the killer got him too. When the cops searched the place, they found all the hacked off limbs at the end of the bowling lanes. The guy had bowled people's organs. Arms, legs, everything. They found the bald guy's head in the ball return. He was still smiling.
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