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Karen suddenly sees Bert strolling of into the forest with a gun.
Karen: Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert: I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.
Paul: Why would you want to kill squirrels?
Bert: Because they're gay.
Karen: Bert, don't be a ****ing ****.
Bert: I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.


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