Cabin Fever (2002) · 17 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Cabin Fever (2002): in 3 of its 17 quotes
Karen suddenly sees Bert strolling of into the forest with a gun.
Bert, what the hell is that?
Bert I'm going to go shoot some squirrels.
Why would you want to kill squirrels?
Bert Because they're gay.
Bert, don't be a **** ****.
Bert I'm kidding. I don't care if they're gay or straight, I'll kill them either way.
'Bert has just been caught shoplifting by Tommy, the gruff shopkeeper.
Boy, you want to give me one good reason why you would steal a Snickers bar?
Bert The nougat?
For no discernable reason, mentally handicapped Dennis suddenly begins to shout at Bert
(yelling) Pancakes! PANCAKES! PANCAKES!
Bert No, No Pancakes!
PANCAKES!!!
Bert No Pancakes!
Dennis suddenly begins doing a bizarre set of martial arts kicks
