You can at least tell me why those guys were chasing you
All right. [Throws off coat] Let me put it in a language you will understand.
Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten while hot dog buns come in packages of just eight?
What? What the hell is that? You can't answer my question with another question, especially not one as stupid as that!
When you attain the state of enlightenment that allows you to answer my question, I will answer yours.
