Ebby?! [Ebby and Millie are half dressed in the locker room. Millie ducks behind a locker.] Jesus. Game starts in four minutes! Why ain't you warm?!
I'm fining you a hundred dollars. Jesus, Ebby, this is your professional debut tonight -- you know how many guys out there'd give blood to be in your shoes an' you're leavin' your fastball in the locker room for some piece of ass!
Millie Skip, It's me! I'm not some quote piece of ass unquote.
Oh, Millie, jeez, sorry -- I didn't recognize ya. Don't take it personal but if I catch you in here again you're banned from the ballpark.
Millie You can't ban me from the ballpark 'cause Daddy donated the scoreboard and if you banned me he might take the scoreboard away.
Whatta we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all year. [to Ebby] Get your ass out there.
Hey Boss, I got a question.
You think I need a nickname? I think I need a nickname. The great ones have nicknames -- somethin' like Oil Can or Catfish...[to Millie] What was the one you suggested?
Millie "Pokey"
Yeah, what do you think of "Pokey"?
[stares for a second]
Ya got three minutes! [storms out]
Got time for another quickie?
Millie Jesus, you got a game to pitch!
But we got three minutes.
Millie, you've got to stay out of the clubhouse. It'll just get everybody in trouble.
Millie I got lured.
You didn't get "lured". Women never get lured. They're too strong and powerful for that. Now say it -- "I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions".
Millie I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions.
[...]
Well let's get down to it, honey -- how was he?
Millie Well, he ****s like he pitches. Sorta all over the place
[Skip catches LaLoosh and Millie together in the clubhouse]
Jesus, Ebby, this is your professional debut tonight! A million guys would give their left nut to be in your shoes, and you're leaving your fastball in the locker room in some piece of ass!
Millie Skip, it's me! I'm not some quote, "piece of ass", unquote.
Ah, Millie, sorry, didn't recognize you. And, don't take this personally, Millie, but if I catch you in here again, I'm banning you from the ballpark.
Millie You can't ban me from the ballpark, 'cause my daddy donated that scoreboard, and if you ban me, he just might take that scoreboard away.
Well, what do we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all year.
Millie [After LaLoosh throws a couple of wild pitches to start the game, Annie writes a note]
What's it say?
It says he's not bending his back enough on his follow-through. Donny? Baby, take this to Ebby Calvin. [Donny takes the note] Right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?
Millie Well, he ****s like he pitches: Sorta all over the place.
RA Radio announcer
I've never seen Crash so angry, and frankly, sports fans, he used a certain word that's a no-no with umpires.
Millie [Annie turns off the radio]
Crash must've called the guy a "****".
