[Skip catches LaLoosh and Millie together in the clubhouse]

Jesus, Ebby, this is your professional debut tonight! A million guys would give their left nut to be in your shoes, and you're leaving your fastball in the locker room in some piece of ass!

Skip, it's me! I'm not some quote, "piece of ass", unquote.

Ah, Millie, sorry, didn't recognize you. And, don't take this personally, Millie, but if I catch you in here again, I'm banning you from the ballpark.

You can't ban me from the ballpark, 'cause my daddy donated that scoreboard, and if you ban me, he just might take that scoreboard away.

Well, what do we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all year.