Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

View Quote "Twelve hundred years old, and you behave like a child! Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the Crusades."

View Quote "Why?It's not in the Book of all Knowledgefulness that i'm going to cheer tomorrow?Lighten up,Merrick"

View Quote Merrick: Good Lord. What do you study in History?
Buffy: My nails.

View Quote (When Lothos has one Arm)We're Immortal.We can do anything

View Quote [Pike has just crashed his van fleeing from a group of vampires.]
Buffy: Is this your van?
Pike: [dazed] Yeah...it was. It's... still...
Shambling Vampire: BluaaaaahUGH!

View Quote [After the climactic vampire battle, Buffy tends to the fallen Pike.]
Buffy: Are you all right?
Pike: Well... I can't move my legs.
Buffy: Why?
Pike: Because you're sitting on them.
[Buffy helps up an in pain Pike.]
Pike:Wow, did I do all of that?
Buffy:No.
Pike:(sighing) Did you do all of that?
Buffy:Yeah.

View Quote [Buffy & friends plan a school dance.]
Nicole: Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every senior.
Buffy: Because it's the senior dance? It's just a shot in the dark.

View Quote "Wanna go for a ride?"

View Quote [Buffy's mom bids farewell to Buffy and her boyfriend.]
Buffy's Mom: Bye-bye, Bobby.
Jeffery: Bye! [to Buffy] She thinks my name's Bobby?
Buffy: It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby.

View Quote [sees Amilyn and Lothos with Buffy] "I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go now?" {when Buffy approaches Lothos] "Does anyone here but me have a problem with this?"

View Quote "[During the credits]Well,i think the kids learn a lesson about safety.Except the Dead ones.Well,they learned it but didn't have time to implement it.Are we live?