Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

View Quote "You broke up with my machine?!

View Quote "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."

View Quote [Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.

View Quote "What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

View Quote "Well, aren't we kung-fu."

View Quote Pike: C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.
Amilyn: Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]
Pike: Shit. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]

View Quote "You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

View Quote "We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

View Quote "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

View Quote [Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Jeffery: Didn't you get my message?
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery: You weren't home. Like always.

View Quote "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

View Quote "I have to fall down now."

View Quote "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

View Quote [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] "What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."