Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote [Merrick analyzes Buffy's first solo slaying.]
Merrick: He was slow. Very simple. They won't all be that easy.
Buffy: Fine.
Merrick: And the alley was a mistake. Never corner yourself like that. If they had come at you in force, you'd be dead now. One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten.
Buffy: Does the word "duh" mean anything to you?

View Quote "Hey, you missed practice again today. I think you better sit down and think about how that made me feel."

View Quote "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

View Quote [Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.

View Quote "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."

View Quote [Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Jeffery: Didn't you get my message?
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery: You weren't home. Like always.

View Quote "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

View Quote "We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

View Quote "What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

View Quote "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

View Quote "You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

View Quote "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

View Quote "I have to fall down now."

View Quote "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]

View Quote [Buffy is lying on top of him after a large leap] "What am I supposed to do, run? These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage."