Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes

72 total quotes

Lothos
Merrick
Multiple Characters
Pike
The Coach

View Quote "Well, aren't we kung-fu."

View Quote "You broke up with my machine?!

View Quote "Three weeks ago, all I thought about was... well, I didn't actually think about anything."

View Quote [Buffy is confronted by the one-armed Amilyn.]
Amilyn: We're immortal, Buffy. We can do anything.
Buffy: Oh, yeah? Clap.

View Quote "You must forgive Amilyn. He tends to drool before supper."

View Quote "What are we? We are man, perfected. We exist to consume."

View Quote "You do everything wrong!" [after Buffy apologizes] "No....Do it wrong."

View Quote [Buffy arrives at a school dance to find her boyfriend with another girl.]
Jeffery: Didn't you get my message?
Buffy: You broke up with my machine?!
Jeffery: You weren't home. Like always.

View Quote "We can't be stopped. This is our world now."

View Quote "Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance?"

View Quote "Merrick — you made a joke! Are you okay? I mean, do you wanna lie down? I know it hurts the first time."

View Quote "Look — air!" [distracting dull-witted vampire henchmen]

View Quote "I have to fall down now."

View Quote Pike: C'mon, Lefty, you remember what happened the last time you messed with me.
Amilyn: Yeah, I do. [lifts Pike in the air by shirt collar]
Pike: Shit. [as Amilyn throws him across the parking lot]

View Quote "What are you doing here? This is a naked place!" [when Merrick approaches her in the girls' locker room]