“'The gloves are off, God. God has taken my bird and my bush. God is a...” – God, Bruce Almighty ... Movie Quotes Database

God

'The gloves are off, God. God has taken my bird and my bush. God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass. Smite me, O mighty smiter!' Now, I'm not much for blaspheming, but that last one made me laugh.

Bruce

Who are you?

God

I'm the one. Creator of the heavens and earth, Alpha and Omega. Bruce, I'm God.

Bruce

Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says, 'God'! Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing! Well, it was very nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you suck!

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