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Paul Smecker, F.B.I. quotes

View Quote Brilliant. So now we got a Huge Guy theory and a Serial Crusher theory. Top notch.
View Quote Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.
View Quote You Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally-sized men. Kinda makes me feel like Riverdancing. [begins dancing]
View Quote We'll start the ass-kissing with you. [points to Detective Greenly]
View Quote Hey Greenly, onion bagel. Cream cheese.
View Quote That's all she freakin' wrote.
View Quote Caf? latte. Twist of lemon. Sweet 'n' low.
View Quote Cuddle? What a ****.
View Quote Just pour the drink, you f**ry ****.
View Quote "Symbology"? Well, now that Duffy's relinquished his King Bonehead crown, I see we have a new heir to the throne. The word I believe you're looking for is "symbolism".
View Quote Well, Freud was right. So you think they came for the "**** man", huh?
View Quote This was a ****in bomb droppin on Beaver Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was armageddon. There was a firefight!
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