A character in The Boondock Saints (1999)

Doc quotes from The Boondock Saints (1999)

Gerard Parkes

6th most-quoted character in The Boondock Saints (1999): in 4 of its 76 quotes

Scenes with Doc

4 scenes
Doc

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the **** outta here?

Doc

You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.

I got to buy you like a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's gotta go.

Doc

What?

Connor

Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?

Murphy

And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.

Ivan Checkov

I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.

Murphy

Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Checkov

Me in no mood for discussion. You, you stay. The rest of you, go now.

Doc

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the **** out'a hea!

Connor

You know he's got til the weeks end, right? You don't have to be hard asses, do ya?

Murphy

It's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

Checkov

This is no game! If you won't go... we will make you go.

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