David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Wyatt ****in' Earp!
Played by David Della Rocco 
The Boondock Saints (1999) · 76 quotes
The Boondock Saints (1999) · 76 quotes
Most-quoted character in The Boondock Saints (1999): in 23 of its 76 quotes
A line from David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")****... what the **** ****... who the **** **** this ****... how did you two **** ****s... ****!!!
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15 quotes David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Catch you on the flip side!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Shut your fat-ass Rayvie! I can't go out and buy a pack a of smokes without running into nine guys you've ****!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") [after getting caught fondling an unconcious stripper]
I'll tip her!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Hey ****ass, get me a beer!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Hey, Boris! What would you do if I told you that your pinko-commie mother sucked so much dick that her face looked like an egg?
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") We could kill everyone!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead, your what, your precious little...
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") You guys should be in every major city.
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") They can suck my pathetic little dick! And I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Is it Dead?
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") Pack your shit! Pack your shit!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") I killed your cat you druggie bitch!
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco") We've gotta buy you like a proverb book or something this mix and match shit's gotta go.
Scenes with David Della Rocco (aka "Roc" and "Rocco")
7 scenes
You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco I got to buy you like a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's gotta go.
What?
Connor
Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy
And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
Yakavetta I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a sp*c, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta ****!
Rocco Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says you can wish for whatever you want. So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi ****.
Rocco Yeah, right, he says to the **** "What do you want?" And the **** says "I want all my **** brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta Continue the joke.
Rocco Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the sp*cs and **** are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then."
Yakavetta [Pause, followed by uproarious laughter] (Repeats the punchline)
I'll have a coke
Yakavetta Tell me another one.
Rocco What?!
Rocco ****in'..What the ****in' ****..Who the ****..**** this ****in'..How did you two ****in' ****s.. ****!
Connor
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
Murphy
[After Rocco accidentally fires a gun, turning the cat into a splatter on the wall]
I can't believe that just **** happened!
Rocco IS IT DEAD??
Rocco Me! I'm the guy! I know everyone! I know their habits, who they hang out with! I got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're ****, I know where they live! We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy
What do you think about it?
Connor
I'm strangely comfortable with it.
Rocco ****. You guys could do this every goddamn day.
Murphy
We're sorta like seven eleven, we're not always doing business, but we're always open.
Connor
Mmmm...That was nicely put.
Donna Where's my cat?
Rocco I killed your cat you druggie bitch.
Donna What? Why?
Rocco Because I felt it would bring closure to our relationship.
Donna You killed my... my...
Rocco Your what!? Your **** what bitch. God dammit I'll shoot myself in the head if you can tell me that cat's name. Go ahead. Your what!? Your precious little...
Donna Skip... Skippy! Skippy!
Rocco Aww...Jesus! what color was it bitch?!
Rayvie Hey, don't **** yell at her like that!
Rocco SHUT YOUR FAT ASS, RAYVIE! I can't go and buy a pack of smokes without running into NINE GUYS YOU'VE ****!
