A scene from The Boondock Saints 1999
Ivan Checkov

I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.

Murphy

Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.

Checkov

Me in no mood for discussion. You, you stay. The rest of you, go now.

Doc

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the **** out'a hea!

Connor

You know he's got til the weeks end, right? You don't have to be hard asses, do ya?

Murphy

It's St. Paddy's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us?

Checkov

This is no game! If you won't go... we will make you go.

In this scene

Doc Gerard Parkes More Doc quotes →
Checkov Scott Griffith
Ivan Checkov Scott Griffith

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