“Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in...” – Paul Smecker, F.B.I., The Boondock Saints ... Movie Quotes Database

Television. Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. The little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling. That James Bond shit never happens in real life. Professionals don't do that.

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