Adam Webber
[Adam brings his parents to a place out in the country, to a house that exactly looks like their old house in LA, to help them acclimatize with the outside world. He also introduced Eve to them]
Dad, I don't know how to tell you this and I was gonna wait for a while to do it, but... Dad, there was no bomb. A plane crashed in our backyard. I looked it up in old newspapers.
Calvin Webber
You sure?
Adam
Positive. The Soviet Union collapsed without a shot being fired. The Cold War's over.
Calvin
That's what everybody believes?
Adam
Yes, sir. It's true.
Calvin
What, the Politburo one day say "we give up"?
Adam
Yes. That's kind of how it was.
Calvin
Uh-huh. [finally realizes that World War III didn't come to pass] My gosh, those Commies are brilliant! You've got to hand it to 'em! "No, we didn't drop any bombs! Oh yes, our evil empire has collapsed! Poor, poor us!" I bet they've even asked the West for aid! Right?
Adam
Um, I think they did.
