Calvin Webber
A duck goes into a pharmacy wanting some lip balm. The druggist asks if that will be cash or credit, and the duck replies "Put it on my bill!"
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Adam Webber This is Adam. Look, I just wanted to thank you for everything you did for me. And... I wanted to tell you that I, that, uh... that I--that I wish so many good things for you. I wish so hard that all of your dreams come true. And... and that- and that's all I... And that's all.
Calvin Son, stay out of the adult bookstore.
Adam How come?
Calvin Poison gas is in there.
Eve I made some champagne cocktails, like you requested. Funny, I only thought hookers drank these things.
Adam I know Mom sure likes them.
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