[in 1997, the Mom's Malt Shop has fallen into disrepair] Archbishop Melcher : All of these things, Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotics Anonymous, Heroin Anonymous.. Drunk : There is a Heroin Anonymous? Melcher : Will you please...shut up? Drunk : Sorry. Melcher : All of these things ask you to believe in something greater than yourself. Well, I have turned my eyes skyward a time or two, and I have seen nothing, except an airplane or two, which I cannot afford to get on! [Ground rumbles] Drunk : Earthquake! Melcher : Let it be. [Drunk runs for cover. Floor breaks and Calvin, wearing a radiation suit rises] Calvin Webber : Welcome! [shines flashlight at Archbishop Melcher, who just hid nearby] Leave my elevator alone.

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