I want to kill you, because without the Joker around... I can. For all your noise and bluster, you're just a silly little girl with no one around to protect her.
Roman Sionis / Black Mask
Friends! Brothers! Men of Gotham! I have funded you. I have protected you. I've scratched your backs and kept you out of jail. Well, now it's time to say thank you. Go show those little bitches you don't mess with Roman Sionis!
You're the one who wanted the kid! I never wanted her!
Dinah Lance
Let me guess. Parents?
Cassandra Cain
Foster parents.
Dinah Lance
Right. Sorry, kid.
Cassandra Cain
Sorry about your face. Shit, you do have something on your face.
Dinah Lance
You should've seen the other guy. Uh...
I want that kid out of my **** house!
Dinah Lance
You know, kid, not every day is gonna be like this. You just gotta hang in there. [Puts dollar bill on stairway railing post] Get something to eat. Stay outta that. It's not worth it.
Don't talk to me like that!
...
Harley Quinn
Canary spends the next week settling in to her new job as Roman's personal driver.
Roman Sionis
Ew. Okay.
Harley Quinn
What she didn't know is that driving Mr. Face-peely-pants was gonna put her right in the crosshairs of my favorite little piggy.
...
Dinah Lance?
Dinah Lance
Who the hell are you?
I'm Renee Montoya, detective with GCPD. Your predecessor and I had an arrangement.
Dinah Lance
Oh, really?
He told me that there was a shipment coming in. A diamond. A very special diamond.
Dinah Lance
Yeah, not interested, lady. Thanks for the coffee. [Starts walking down hallway]
Do you know who you're working for?
Dinah Lance
Damn right, I do. He's the man who gave me a job. Took me off the streets. [Starts walking down stairs]
Yeah, well, he's also a very dangerous man. A criminal. A murderer. What would your mother think of you working for a guy like that, huh? You have the same power she had. Don't you think she would want you to use it?
Dinah Lance
The hell do you know about my mother?
Back in the day, she used to help the GCPD. She was a good woman.
Dinah Lance
Yeah. She was a damn good woman. The kind of woman who put everyone else's lives before her own. And when she was found dead in the street, where the **** were you and your boys in blue then? Now you wanna come and knock on my door and ask me to help you out and make the same mistake she did? Yeah. Good luck with that.
That's fair enough. And I'm sorry for your loss. For the record, that would never happen on my watch.
Victor
The Sprang Bridge Soldiers capituated.
Roman Sionis
"Capitulated." Of course they did. I told you that Keo scene would send a message.
Victor
It sure did, boss. It sure **** did. Crossbow killer struck again last night. Rossi and four of his guys.
Roman Sionis
People don't kill people I own without my permission. Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that? You know that!
Victor
I know it. [Gets up to rub Roman's shoulders]
Roman Sionis
Why doesn't this crossbow guy? Why don't I own the crossbow guy?
Victor
You should own him.
Roman Sionis
I mean, I like crossbows. [Dinah enters loft apartment] Oh, good morning. Good morning. Morning. Come in. Come in. We're just finishing up a little business. Look around.
Victor
You're late.
Roman Sionis
It's fine.
Victor
Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late?
Roman Sionis
No. Isn't this stunning? [To Dinah observing African tribal mask] That is a Chokwe mask. I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe in Congo-Kinshasa. Have you ever been?
Dinah Lance
I've never been. I've heard it's beautiful.
Roman Sionis
Mmm-hmm. It's dirty.
Dinah Lance
Oh... [Roman puts arms around Dinah and leads her aside]
Roman Sionis
Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head. Shuar of Ecuador. They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle. I think you might like them.
Dinah Lance
Really?
Roman Sionis
They boil the heads of their enemies and they make these little fellas. Exquisite, aren't they? Look.
Dinah Lance
Mmm-hmm.
Roman Sionis
Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.
Dinah Lance
Ah...
Roman Sionis
Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.
Dinah Lance
Wow.
Roman Sionis
And now he's just an ornament in my living room. Ew!
Dinah Lance
I love it.
Roman Sionis
Yeah? These are ancient acupuncture models. As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points. And we found these buried in the mountains.
Victor
Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night!
Roman Sionis
All right, all right, let's find the Crossbow killer! I get it!
Dinah Lance
Is he an acupuncture model, too?
Roman Sionis
He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me. It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...
Victor
Harley Quinn did it. Some kind of "**** you" to the Joker. They split.
Roman Sionis
What's wrong with you, Victor? Talk about burying the lede.
Dinah Lance
Yeah.
Roman Sionis
This is spectacular news! [Walks to Victor and whispers] She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me. Have the boys go find her. Round her up, bring her back. I want her. [To Dinah] You, I have something I want you to pick me up. Something super-duper important, okay?
Dinah Lance
Okay.
Victor
I'll go with you.
Roman Sionis
Yeah, go with Victor. It's just a pickup. No, he's harmless. Do as you're told. Go.
Cassandra Cain
I really like your earrings.
Why, thank you.
There's the thief. There's the thief.
Cassandra Cain
Get off of me!
That little girl took my watch.
Cassandra Cain
I didn't do nothing.
Victor
Where the ****'s the diamond? I just **** had it.
...
Harley Quinn
In the storytelling business, this dummy swallowing that diamond is called a complication. A complication I didn't exactly need right now. [Multiple police officers approaching her cornered in an alleyway] Parley?
...
Dinah Lance
We lost the diamond.
Roman Sionis
What?!
Dinah Lance
We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid...
Victor
We never even got our hands on it.
Ow! Help!
Roman Sionis
Get out! Get out of here! [To woman burning sage] You, too! Go! With your **** sage stinking my place up. **** off!
Victor
Here she is. [Hands over a police perp profile paper]
Roman Sionis
She's a child!
Dinah Lance
She's just a kid. She's... [To subordinate] What?!
We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested.
Roman Sionis
**** off! Get out! [Throws pillow on floor] **** out! ****! These are my things! This diamond is my things!
Victor
Yes.
Roman Sionis
My things! [Throws pillow] **** ****! I don't ask for much, do I?!
Victor
No.
Roman Sionis
Why is this happening to me?! Why?!
Victor
I'm gonna get your diamond back. I promise. Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch? Blow off a little steam.
Roman Sionis
Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time. Okay. I'll go get changed. [Walks off]
Obi-Wan Kenobi
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