A character in Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

Victor quotes from Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)

Chris Messina

5th most-quoted character in Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020): in 3 of its 17 quotes
Most scenes with: Dinah Lance (3), Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn (2), Cassandra Cain (2)

Scenes with Victor

3 scenes
Victor
[Reading newspaper at table to Roman]

The Sprang Bridge Soldiers capituated.

"Capitulated." Of course they did. I told you that Keo scene would send a message.

Victor

It sure did, boss. It sure **** did. Crossbow killer struck again last night. Rossi and four of his guys.

People don't kill people I own without my permission. Why doesn't this crossbow guy know that? You know that!

Victor

I know it. [Gets up to rub Roman's shoulders]

Why doesn't this crossbow guy? Why don't I own the crossbow guy?

Victor

You should own him.

I mean, I like crossbows. [Dinah enters loft apartment] Oh, good morning. Good morning. Morning. Come in. Come in. We're just finishing up a little business. Look around.

Victor

You're late.

It's fine.

Victor

Should she come back another time, 'cause she's late?

No. Isn't this stunning? [To Dinah observing African tribal mask] That is a Chokwe mask. I got it when I was embedded with the Mbangani tribe in Congo-Kinshasa. Have you ever been?

I've never been. I've heard it's beautiful.

Mmm-hmm. It's dirty.

Oh... [Roman puts arms around Dinah and leads her aside]

Here, look at this. Genuine tsantsa or shrunken head. Shuar of Ecuador. They're amazing people. Surprisingly gentle. I think you might like them.

Really?

They boil the heads of their enemies and they make these little fellas. Exquisite, aren't they? Look.

Mmm-hmm.

Look at those little ears. And his little haircut.

Ah...

Yeah, he's 1,000 years old.

And now he's just an ornament in my living room. Ew!

I love it.

Yeah? These are ancient acupuncture models. As you can see, they have all the acupuncture points. And we found these buried in the mountains.

Victor

Ace Chemicals got blown sky high last night!

All right, all right, let's find the Crossbow killer! I get it!

[Referring to statue]

Is he an acupuncture model, too?

He is not an acupuncture model. This is a statue of me. It was made by a very famous Gotham artist...

Victor

Harley Quinn did it. Some kind of "**** you" to the Joker. They split.

What's wrong with you, Victor? Talk about burying the lede.

Yeah.

This is spectacular news! [Walks to Victor and whispers] She doesn't belong to him, she belongs to me. Have the boys go find her. Round her up, bring her back. I want her. [To Dinah] You, I have something I want you to pick me up. Something super-duper important, okay?

Okay.

Victor

I'll go with you.

Yeah, go with Victor. It's just a pickup. No, he's harmless. Do as you're told. Go.

All right. We can go.

Victor

I'll take that.

Mr. S said for me to hold on to it.

Victor

Go get your car.

[Voiceover]

That rock. That rock's about to become the key to whether or not I live to enjoy my newfound independence.

[Thwarts Cassandra's pickpocketing attempt at her vehicle]

Get off me. What the hell are you doing here?!

You're not the only one who makes money off of dumb, rich, white people!

Well, you know what? One day you're gonna pick the wrong pocket, sis.

Okay. Whatever. [Walks across street]

Dumb-ass kids.

I really like your earrings.

Woman

Why, thank you.

Man 1

There's the thief. There's the thief.

Get off of me!

Man 2

That little girl took my watch.

I didn't do nothing.

Victor

Where the ****'s the diamond? I just **** had it.
...

[Voiceover]

In the storytelling business, this dummy swallowing that diamond is called a complication. A complication I didn't exactly need right now. [Multiple police officers approaching her cornered in an alleyway] Parley?
...

We lost the diamond.

Roman Sionis
[Receiving botox injections]

What?!

We're really sorry, Mr. S. This kid...

Victor

We never even got our hands on it.

Botox injectionist
[Roman grabs his hand tightly and swipes it away]

Ow! Help!

Roman Sionis

Get out! Get out of here! [To woman burning sage] You, too! Go! With your **** sage stinking my place up. **** off!

Victor

Here she is. [Hands over a police perp profile paper]

Roman Sionis
[Holds up paper]

She's a child!

She's just a kid. She's... [To subordinate] What?!

Subordinate

We have Harley Quinn downstairs, as requested.

Roman Sionis
[Crumples up and throws paper]

**** off! Get out! [Throws pillow on floor] **** out! ****! These are my things! This diamond is my things!

Victor

Yes.

Roman Sionis

My things! [Throws pillow] **** ****! I don't ask for much, do I?!

Victor

No.

Roman Sionis

Why is this happening to me?! Why?!

Victor
[Restraining Roman]

I'm gonna get your diamond back. I promise. Why don't we go downstairs and kill that Harley bitch? Blow off a little steam.

Roman Sionis

Yeah, I have wanted to do that for quite some time. Okay. I'll go get changed. [Walks off]

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