Albert: Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his mother on the first visit. Could you tell him I was a relative who dropped in? Val's uncle, Uncle Al!
Armand: What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.
Albert: Oh, I could play it straight!
Armand: Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture!
Albert: What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig!
Armand: Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a ****!... Ah, **** 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
Armand: What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.
Albert: Oh, I could play it straight!
Armand: Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture!
Albert: What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig!
Armand: Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a ****!... Ah, **** 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
Albert : Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his mother on the first visit. Could you tell him I was a relative who dropped in? Val's uncle, Uncle Al!
Armand : What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.
Albert : Oh, I could play it straight!
Armand : Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture!
Albert : What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig!
Armand : Albert, these people are right-wing conservatives. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a ****!... Ah, **** 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
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