“Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that...” – Armand, The Birdcage ... Movie Quotes Database

Armand

Al, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!

Albert

How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered... wrong response?

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Armand Goldman Robin Williams More Armand quotes →

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