A scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989
Ted

Our first guest speaker comes from the year 400 BC, a time when most of the world looked like the cover of the Led Zeppelin album, Houses of the Holy.

Bill

We were there. There were many steps and columns. It was most tranquil.

Ted

He is sometimes known as the father of modern thought. He was the teacher of Plato, who was in turn the teacher of Aristotle, and like Ozzy Osbourne, was repeatedly accused of corruption of the young.

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