A scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure 1989
Mr. Ryan

[In the classroom]

Bill, I'm waiting.

Bill

[beat]

He's dead?

Mr. Ryan

So Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a "short, dead dude."

Bill

Well, yeah.

Ted

[leans over behind Bill]

You totally blew it, dude.

Mr. Ryan

[annoyed]

Ted, stand up.

Ted

Stand up?

Mr. Ryan

Yes, son, stand up. [Ted stands up] Now... who was Joan of Arc?

Ted

[beat]

Noah's wife.
[The classmates chuckle in amusement before the bell rings]

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