Movie Quotes›Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)›Quote “ Mr. Ryan [In the classroom] Bill, I'm waiting. Bill [beat] He's dead? Mr. Ryan So Bill, what you're telling me, essentially, is that Napoleon was a "short, dead dude." Bill Well, yeah. Ted [leans over behind Bill] You totally blew it, dude. Mr. Ryan [annoyed] Ted, stand up. Ted Stand up? Mr. Ryan Yes, son, stand up. [Ted stands up] Now... who was Joan of Arc? Ted [beat] Noah's wife.[The classmates chuckle in amusement before the bell rings] moviequotedb.com/movies/bill--and-teds-excellent-adventure/quote_110996.html Copy link